Monday, August 21, 2006

Yes! A Black Jesus Movie!

You can exhale guys. Finally, after seven POLICE ACADEMY movies and $400 million worth of DEAD MAN'S CHEST tickets sold, we're getting a movie about Jesus.

And here's the twist...he's a negra!

That's right, the folks at BlackChristianMovies.com and Nu-Lite (get it? Nu=ghettofied New!!!) Productions are bringing us another film about the life of Jesus Christ, called THE COLOR OF THE CROSS. Jesus will be played by none other than Jean Claude LaMarre. Who is he? I don't know. It doesn't really matter. All that does matter is that he's black. And Jesus.

THE COLOR OF THE CROSS opens October 27th.

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