Saddam Hussein has reportedly been forced to watch the SOUTH PARK movie...

And anyone who's seen and relished the most fucked up musical ever made knows how Hussein is portrayed: as Satan's gay lover.

Even if this is untrue (and it definitely could be, considering the source of this story is Matt Stone, who writes and directs SOUTH PARK), it's funny. No, it's goddamn hilarious. Thinking of one of the most sadistic, ruthless, and inhumane leaders in the history of the planet seeing himself in animated, boyfriend-bitch form over and over and over and over again while locked up in the custody of the country that has overtaken his government makes me laugh, albeit in a weird way.

I guess it's appropriate to say that America is Awesome, and Saddam Hussein sucks (Satan).