Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Saddam Hussein has reportedly been forced to watch the SOUTH PARK movie...

And anyone who's seen and relished the most fucked up musical ever made knows how Hussein is portrayed: as Satan's gay lover.

Even if this is untrue (and it definitely could be, considering the source of this story is Matt Stone, who writes and directs SOUTH PARK), it's funny. No, it's goddamn hilarious. Thinking of one of the most sadistic, ruthless, and inhumane leaders in the history of the planet seeing himself in animated, boyfriend-bitch form over and over and over and over again while locked up in the custody of the country that has overtaken his government makes me laugh, albeit in a weird way.

I guess it's appropriate to say that America is Awesome, and Saddam Hussein sucks (Satan).

Monday, August 28, 2006

About The Emmy's...

I didn't watch the Emmy's last night. I probably won't next year, since I'll still be pissed that LOST was completely shut out while trash like TWO AND A HALF MEN scores four nominations. I read earlier today though that some people were pissed off at NBC for a segment of the opening scene of the Emmy's depicting a plane crashing. It was already set in stone that it would be aired, though, because it was reportedly recored weeks ago. Anyways, some controversy arose because a plane crashed yesterday, killing 49 of the 50 people on board instantly (9/11 probably factors into it too).

I say whatever.

It didn't make me mad, in fact if I hadn't known about the whole controversy thing I wouldn't have even been distracted from the show the plane scene is making fun of. It's just so funny. These opening clips are really getting clever. The Academy always puts together good, classy clips, but they've never really done anything as funny as this. I laughed my ass off.

Here's the link.

Friday, August 25, 2006

You Need to Go to This Website, Now

It's called UTNOW, and its the best internet hosted, free-for-the people video blog I've come across in my many long hours of perusing the world wide web.

It's basically this guy named Scott, who lives in Texas and I imagine goes to college there, giving his insight on pretty much everything. In his last entry alone, he made a two-minute long animated music video featuring dodo birds, talked about SNAKES ON A PLANE, and made telling us how hot it is in Texas bearable to listen to. He isn't just another teenage cocky jackoff with a website (not that I'm one of those or anything), he's a guy with a brain. He's smart, well-researched, funny, and entertaining to watch. I don't know how long he works on his videos, but from the editing quality alone I wouldn't be surprised if it took him several hours to make a seven-minute video.

Basically, the guy is the man. Again, his name is Scott, and he takes house calls. Give him a ring at 832-330-NADS. Call in, he'll listen. Maybe he'll be cool enough to get you on the show, even though he can't get any cooler.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

POSEIDON

"It's not fair who lives and who dies."

POSEIDON opens with a bang; a wide, sweeping shot of the magnificent boat the movie is named after, then transitioning to a shot of Dylan Johns (Josh Lucas, in the role originally played by Gene Hackman in 1972's THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE), the hero of the film, running along the deck. This is all done thanks to the amazing special effects team. If POSEIDON can showcase anything, it is the effects. The wow effect of the original POSEIDON ADVENTURE is gone to most, even though the film was nominated for Academy Awards for Art Direction, Sound, and Visual Effects. The updated version even trounces the visuals of director Wolfgang Peterson's last oceanic epic, 2000's THE PERFECT STORM.

It is when the effects are not the star of the show that the film falls flat on its face. Where the original film had corky, memorable characters given life by such actors as Hackman, Ernest Borgnine, and Shelly Winters, Peterson's update has no life to it. There is only ten or fifteen minutes devoted to any kind of character development before a massive 'rogue wave' tips the boat over (to put it very, very lightly). I'm no physics major, but as far as I know, the condition for wave-breaking is when a wave reaches the shore and enters water that is approximately 1.3 times as deep as the wave is high. But that's beside the point.

Every second of POSEIDON was to me, either love it or hate it. It was either a brilliantly executed action scene from a director who knows how to film them with suspense and flair, or it was tedium that could not be filled by actors given little to work with. It got to the point that at the end of the film, I was just too pissed off to care. The action, while well-designed and executed, got too monotonous. Where there was intrigue in the beginning of the film at how a boat itself could become as dangerous as any rogue wave (when one factors in the sparking wires, gas leaks, etc.), the action became flat towards the end of the 98-minute running span as characters came and went with little impact on their counterparts or audience.

If I have gotten anything out of this summer at the movies, it is that pure style will get a movie nowhere. Without flair or originality, which Hollywood seems to be lacking this year, most films will be forgotten quickly. POSEIDON, I think, will be one of those films.

C

SNAKES ON A PLANE

"I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane!"

I don't think there is any way I can approach this review seriously. I just can't. There are so many factors I have to put into this review, such as how its called SNAKES ON A PLANE, since I would have never seen it had it not been called SNAKES ON A PLANE, and how saying SNAKES ON A PLANE doesn't get old.

I was unfortunate enough to have missed the opening weekend screening of SNAKES. I would have loved to have seen it opening night with all the other fanboys, but I couldn't. Even still, I had a great time at it. It was just a great mix of laughs, scary shit, stupidity, genius, and Samuel L. Jackson, I couldn't help but love it. SNAKES ON A PLANE is about just that. After witnessing a mob hit in Hawaii, a kid named Sean is flown from Maui to Los Angeles under the protection of an FBI agent named Nelville Flynn (they could have ditched that name, but Samuel L. Jackson plays him, so its still awesome). Instead of doing the clean/smart thing to do, such as driving by and shooting the kid then speeding away, what does the mob do to try and eliminate their problem?

They unleash SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!

Much ass-kicking and luaghter, mostly intentional, ensues. There's blood and guts, and a beagle gets squeezed to death by a boa constrictor (that's not too much of a spoiler). Basically, its awesomeness. There is no message in this movie, and the filmmakers don't make any statements. It's just campy fun, and its one of the best times I've had at the movies all year.

B+ (Which in other words is basically The Best Movie Ever)

OCEAN'S THIRTEEN Trailer

Well, kind of. This kid I know made it all on his own, which makes it even more impressive considering its probably the best trailer for any of the OCEANS movies yet. Just hearing that music makes me happy.

Here it is.

Good job Matt.

Do It or Screw It, August 25th-27th

It's August, and I'm starting to feel it.

Also known as, REMEMBER THE MIRACLE OF THE ROOKIE COACH'S GLORY. Disney has put together yet another inspirational sports movie, based on a true story of course. Mark Wahlberg stars as Vince Papale, a bartender who in 1976 tried out for the Philadelphia Eagles, and made it, despite having only played one year of high school football. Along for the ride is Greg Kinnear as the Eagles' coach Dick Vermeil and Elizabeth Banks as the love interest. I'm not really pissed at the movie for being as conventional and unoriginal as it is, because I know that that mindset would do me no good considering there will undoubtedly be more movies like this. I'm pissed at the marketing. This movie has been advertised on every show on every channel on TV, as well as on pretty much every site I go to online. It's not even the overmarketing that's getting to me. I like that stuff. It's what gets me hyped for a lot of movies. It's that the marketing is just so bad, so monotonous, and so repetitive. It's the same commercial for the same bland-looking movie with the same music and the same scenes shown, over and over and over and over again. Maybe I'll watch it on DVD, but not now. I think I'd get pissed just walking into a theater showing it.

Final Judgment: SCREW IT.

This one's got me puzzled. It's called IDLEWILD, and its a musical written directly for the screen by Outkast. It has them starring as two musicians trying to run a club in the dangerous part of town in the Prohibition era. I can't decide if its about booze, music, women, crime, or...something else. I can't help but thinking that it looks good though. There's no doubt about it visually; just see how great it looks in the trailer. It has a ton of energy from the looks of things, and it looks original enough. I'd say its worth your ninety minutes.

Final Judgment: DO IT.

First off, I want to say I have a lot of fond memories of the book. It wasn't just a great title, but a great read for a fourth grader. Maybe that's where HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS, the movie, has lost me. It looks like its geared directly to fourth graders with no intention of even trying to please anyone outside of that age bracket. It's about a new kid at school named Billy who stands up to the local bully. This escalates into a heat double-dog-dare, as the bully bets Billy he can't eat ten worms in one day. As much as it pained me to see for the first time, the trailer flat out sucks. It just...sucks. Too bad.

Final Judgment: SCREW IT.

The advertising for BEERFEST has been awesome. It's got a voiceover saying, and I quote: "From the geniuses that brought you DUKES OF HAZZARD and SUPER TROOPERS". That right there is enough to get me to see whatever movie they're pitching. This is stupid, raunchy trash humor, just like DUKES and TROOPERS. I know it, audiences know it, and the guys who made it know it. And what is a stupid movie without a stupid premise? It's about two brothers who go to Germany to spread the ashes of their grandfather and end up stumbling over a secret tournament called the Beerfest, considered throughout the world to be the Olympics of drinking. How great is that? Its rated R for pervasive crude and sexual content, language, nudity and substance abuse, and I bet you'll see plenty of it.

Final Judgment: DO IT.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

LOST is awesome, ABC is stupid

Alright, I can splurge my love for LOST very well, and I do it often. But I have to complain about something else...

Why is LOST still in the 9:00 Wed slot? Why put it up against American Idol? Why?? WHYYYY???!!! You put it in at 8:00, and not only will more people watch, since its competition would be CBS's new show JERICHO, NBC's 20 GOOD YEARS (whatever that is), and Fox's BONES.

Seriously. Why wouldn't ABC do this? DANCING WITH THE STARS has the 8:00 slot as of now, I would switch that anyways. DANCING, in all likelihood will fizzle out a la WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE, so I would get it out of ABC's best time slot of the week and give it to LOST, which we all know is one of the best and highest rated shows on TV.

Also, while it's probably too late to do so, bump LOST up. New episodes are going to start airing October 4th, about a month after pretty much every other show on all the other networks. Not only does it start late, but it ends early, going six episodes and then on a hiatus until January, when it will air 18 consecutive episodes, no repeats. Start it early September, make it 9 or 10 episodes, and then go on hiatus. When January comes around go four new episodes and then a mini recap, or some completely different programming (news bulletins? Basketball? I don't know, just some filler). Four and a half months is a long time to keep a nation-wide audience's attention span, not to mention not conflict with their schedules. The fanatics (i.e. me) will watch it whenever its on, but most people won't.

Rant over.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Yes! A Black Jesus Movie!

You can exhale guys. Finally, after seven POLICE ACADEMY movies and $400 million worth of DEAD MAN'S CHEST tickets sold, we're getting a movie about Jesus.

And here's the twist...he's a negra!

That's right, the folks at BlackChristianMovies.com and Nu-Lite (get it? Nu=ghettofied New!!!) Productions are bringing us another film about the life of Jesus Christ, called THE COLOR OF THE CROSS. Jesus will be played by none other than Jean Claude LaMarre. Who is he? I don't know. It doesn't really matter. All that does matter is that he's black. And Jesus.

THE COLOR OF THE CROSS opens October 27th.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

So...Why Didn't You See SNAKES ON A PLANE???

The weekend has come and gone, as has the public's awareness and wanting to see the would-be phenom SNAKES ON A PLANE. Where I and many others across the web thought people would go to see SNAKES because it looks 'so bad it's good', it looks as if people just think it looks bad.Why is that? The reviews, to everyone's amazement, have actually been, calling it stupid but so fucking awesome, basically because it has SNAKES ON A PLANE. I didn't go, but that's because I had a pulled groin and the true gimp I am was visible when I walked. Yeah, that's another story.

But seriously, SNAKES made an estimated $13 million from Friday to Sunday. That's pretty much nothing, especially when you factor in all the hype and figure that most of the fanboys rushed out to see it as soon as it was released. Just to put it in perspective, SNAKES opened with the 606th biggest opening weekend on record. Last year's award-winning, critically acclaimed masterpiece THE PACIFIER, starring Vin Diesel as a Navy Seal/babysitter, made more than twice as much as SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Honestly, America sucks. Completely disacknowledge what I wrote like an hour ago about America being awesome. They all suck, except for the $13.9 million worth of people who saw SNAKES. And me.

America is Still Awesome

It's been over two weeks since I wrote that America is awesome, more specifically the Men's World Championships Basketball Team. Guess what. We still are.

Since then we've only gone 7-0, five of those wins being exhibition games. The last two though, played this morning and yesterday, have counted, being the first two preliminary games of the official 2006 World Championships. How have we done in those two games you ask? Well we beat Puerto Rico for the second time in two weeks, 111-100, and this morning (all the games are 6:30 AM, which is a pain in the ass) we beat down on China (Yao Ming included), 121-90.

That's the smell of a good team you're sensing right now. People were worried after we beat, yes beat Brazil 90-86 on August 8th. It's my opinion that you're in damn good shape if people are worried after you win by four points. That's been the closest shave so far. In the seven games we've averaged 112 points, and only allowed about 81 (for full results so far, click here.

These guys are gelling, and from what I know the team is set from here on out. LeBron, D-Wade, and Carmello are proving that it doesn't take age, or a ton of experience really, to be good captains. You need skill and the ability to carry a team, which each have shown they can do (you'll remember they all took their teams to the playoffs last year, Wade and the Heat winning the title).

Yeah, we're in good shape. I'm not saying we're a lock to win the Championships, because we're not. Argentina won it all at Athens and hasn't lost much of its firepower. Germany has Dirk Nowitzki and Pau Gasol. But hey, we're America, and we're awesome.

If you've got twenty minutes...

And want to laugh, click on a few links I found.

Brokeback Fight Club
The video and audio quality isn't great, but c'mon, FIGHT CLUB's the manliest movie ever. Now just imagine some gay cowboys thrown into the mix.

Your Snakes Are Belong To Us
Yeah, it's like the Dumbass Chronicles. You'll laugh, especially if you like the SNAKES ON A PLANE hype. I can't imagine the actual movie being any stupider, funnier, or awesomer than this.

UTNow Reviews PIRATES 2
This movie sucked, badly. Since it just past the $400 million mark, it seems like Scott and me are the only one that realizes this. Honestly, Johnny Depp got eaten by a giant vagina with teeth. Stupid fucking movie.

You're welcome.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

V FOR VENDETTA


"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof."

When the Wachowski Brothers released their first production, THE MATRIX, in 1999, the film was immediately successful. It was and still to this day considered a revolution in visual effects, but its story is what made it a great film to me. The concepts of fate and choice were explored so well in THE MATRIX and its sequels were the reasons that these movies will last the test of time. Special effects in film evolve at a much quicker rate than ideas.

In V FOR VENDETTA, the Wachowski Brothers carry the idea of choice into their new film. Where most people have pointed out the film's political views and motivations as its foremost quality, I think it is no coincidence that the ideas that made THE MATRIX trilogy such a monumental success have been carried over to the Wachowskis' follow-up. The political concepts present in Alan Moore's blistering 1981 graphic novel have lost none of their relevance. The film, based in a futuristic totalitarian-ruled London, opens with a flashback. The time is November 5th, 1605, and Guy Hawkes is seen attempting to carry out his Gunpowder Plot, wherein he would blow up the English Parliament, housing several important government members with anti-Catholic agendas.

He is, as history has told us, captured, thwarted in his plan, tortured, and executed. The flashback scenes are inter spliced with the film's main protagonists, Evie Hammond (Natalie Portman) and V (Hugo Weaving) getting ready. As the clock strikes midnight, both leave their homes for different reasons, Evie to simply go to a friend's house, while V wants to make a few fireworks of his own.

After an instance that could be considered an instant of fate, V and Evie meet. She quickly finds herself wrapped up in the series of events in which V broadcasts his promise to every home in England to blow up Parliament in exactly one year. Like Neo, the hero in THE MATRIX, Evie is unsure of what to do. Eventually though, like Neo, she makes the choice to be the change that the world she lives in needs, instead of hoping that someone else will be.

As Evie, Natalie Portman shines. She brings an innocence and at the same time a sense of anger and intensity to a difficult, multilayered role. She, as good as she is, is not the star of V FOR VENDETTA. Hugo Weaving overshadow all of his other counterparts in every frame he is present in in the movie. While wearing a mask would be a handicap to most other actors, Weaving captures the essence of his character with the mask, acting as a man who is forced to be living in another man's body. V is deep, twisted, and never a true-and-true hero that audiences would usually expect in a film. He is much deeper and has beliefs that are revolutionary, therefore often outside of the lines where morals are often drawn. V is not afraid to kill the oppressors and make the oppressed find out how truly oppressed they are. The quicker one can accept this fact, the more one will appreciate Weaving's performance.

As a political message, V FOR VENDETTA. It is not only a strong message against oppression and fascism, but a warning for the future. It's message is relevant in such a turbulent world, where governments and their people come and go quickly. To me, though, it is much more meaningful as a showcase of how choices mold a person.

Aww shucks guys

Thanks for all the feedback. I do this because I love ya.

Now stop harassing me.

Kidding, I love hearing how awesome I am. The more you say it, the cooler you are.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Do it or Screw it, August 18th-20th

You asked for it, planet earth.

If you don't know what this movie is about, read the title, and then re-evaluate the sad situation you call 'your life'. It's snakes, on a plane. It's got Samuel L. Jackson, who has said that he threatened to walk out on the project if executives titled it anything other than SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Seriously, it's not much more than that. Jackson is an FBI agent bringing a witness in a mob case from Hawaii to L.A., via plane (dur). And then guess what those sneaky mob guys do...they unleash a bunch of snakes...on a plane! The best part about the whole movie will probably be hearing Sam say the already-famous line, "I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane!"

Basically, go see it, or die.

Final Judgment: DO IT.

Edward Norton and Paul Giamatti (LADY IN THE WATER aside) are two of the best actors working in Hollywood today. They're smart and for the most part pick out good roles. THE ILLUSIONIST sees them squaring off, as a magician (Norton) who may or may not actually be magic and the London officer (Giamatti) trying to bring him down in 1800s-era England. Norton also gets cozy with Jessica Biel, which is also nice to see.

Final Judgment: DO IT (after doing SNAKES)

ACCEPTED is pretty much a twist on a few other concepts seen before. It's about a kid who get's denied from every college he applies for, so he makes his own fake one to keep his parents happy (and in the dark). It backfires though when hundreds of kids somehow get accepted to what's basically an old used office building. He figures the best thing to do is get a dean, and who better than Lewis Black? Oh yeah, the kids pick their own classes, so bikini watch is classified as "Anatomy 101". It doesn't really look back to me, but critics are saying its a VAN WILDER-style comedy movie itching to get an R-rating, but stuck with a PG-13 handicap. Look for a better, raunchier, unrated version of DVD. Until then...

Final Judgment: SCREW IT.

Seriously, I'd much rather lick a toilet seat than see this one. There have been some bad movies this year, but if I became possessed by aliens and ended up seeing MATERIAL GIRLS, I'd bet on it taking the crown as the worst of 2006. It stars Hilary Duff and her twin sister, who must have gotten punched in the nose repeatedly by a very large man, as guess what, two rich sisters. Poor things, they lose everything though, and even have to get jobs. It must be hard having to work for your money. They probably either get their money back in the end, or learn the value of working for what you get, or both. Seriously, screw this movie.

Final Judgment: SCREW IT.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Christopher Walken! Cowbell! Dancing! HAIRSPRAY!

Okay, I'm not a fan of musicals. Watching them, that is. When I can soothe audiences' ears with my melodic magic, that's one thing. When I watch them, that's another. They're hokey and campy for the most part, and require a suspension of disbelief that I really can't, nor want, to feel. GREASE is fine. CHICAGO is terrific. Other than that, musicals suck. Don't get me started on RENT...

Anyways, they're making a HAIRSPRAY movie. Do I really care? No. I know that it's one of the most critically and financially successful shows on Broadway (okay). I know the movie has John Travolta (yawn) and Queen Latifa (whatever). But here's some news guys...

!!!!CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IS NOW PART OF THE CAST!!!!

Like I said, I don't know much about HAIRSPRAY story-wise. But I now know that Christopher Walken will be singing and dancing in a movie. Take it slow guys, don't wet your panties in anticipation.

HAIRSPRAY will probably come out some time in '07. In honor of this casting milestone, I present to you, the cowbell video, and my homage.

Awesomeness.



BRICK, MIAMI VICE, and WORLD TRADE CENTER

I've been putting my reviews off for long enough, so here you go. Triple-entry time.














"There's not much chance of coming out clean."

What makes a noir movie? Is it a dark atmosphere? Is it the sharp, quick dialogue that we all wish we were cool enough to spit out? Is it the hard-boiled anti-hero leads? Whatever it is, BRICK has it.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is Brendan Frye, a tough-as-nails, intelligent teen gumshoe. The record can not go without saying that Gordon-Levitt is a blistering force, bringing energy and grit to a character that needs plenty of it. Brendan goes to a high school where corruption is life, and the authorities play no part. Brendan's girl Emily (Emilie De Ravin of LOST) turns up dead two days after asking for his help, something he can't live with knowing. He decides there is nothing to do but find out who's behind it, even if that means dirtying his hands.

He uses The Brain (Matthew O'Leary), the kid who knows all that goes on in school without actually ever being in class, as his source of information. Various players enter the scene as Brendan digs deeper and deeper, and the more chaotic it gets, the better BRICK becomes.

This is director Rian Johnson's first time writing, and he utilizes obvious talent to pay his homage to film noir of old. This is a film that Wilder, Houston, and Hawks would love. The lead is a smart, cool, calm guy who can handle any situation thrown at him, with the possible exception of The Girl. The film's only real blatant flaw is setting its story in a present-day high school, and while the delivery of dialogue is smart and quick, it never happens in the real world. One of the funniest quotes of the film is probably the most realistic piece of dialogue throughout its entirity:

-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
-There's a thesaurus in the library. Yeah is under "Y". Go ahead, I'll wait.


It should be a testament to how good BRICK is that its one real flaw is completely justifiable and maybe even fitting to the type of story Johnson is trying to tell. By centering around a modern-day high school and injecting true-to-life happenings as sex, drugs, crime, and love and also staying true to noir's most basic elements, BRICK is both paying homage to the genre's past and trying to give it a new life.

A-














"There's undercover, and then there's 'Which way is up?'"


Gone are the pastel suits. Gone is the alligator. Gone is the camp. This is the real MIAMI VICE.

MIAMI VICE is a film that demonstrates what an artist can do when he has full control over his work. In the 80s, producer Michael Mann put the wheels in motion to turn a pilot script penned by Anthony Yerkovich into a full-time television show. Mann did this because the script was so gritty, raw, and real-to-life in his opinion that he believed it deserved an audience. The script was called MIAMI VICE: BROTHER'S KEEPER.

As time went on, Mann remained the producer of the show while establishing a formidable career of his own as a film director with works such as MANHUNTER. The show, however, began to lose its edge as a story of crime. It's characters, Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs, became overshadowed by the actors who played them, Don Johnson and Philip Michael Thomas. The substance of the storyline started losing out to the style of the show, which had been dubbed "MTV Cops".

Twenty years later, Mann is back as the director and writer of the film version of MIAMI VICE. The name and the two lead characters are pretty much the only elements remaining from the show, Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx have filled into the shoes that were once occupied by Johnson and Thomas. There is no alligator and lapels are nowhere to be seen. If that displeases you, this isn't your movie.

Mann's vision has finally been realized. The film is as stylish and sexy as the show was, but in a different way. The neon coloring is gone, replaced with exotic locations and beautiful night filming, with the still relatively new DV-type cameras taking much of the responsibility (these are cameras that can shoot incredibly clear footage with little to no light). Where most action films are filled to the brim with visual effects, Mann actually shoots where the script calls for. The budget ballooned to over $135 million on account of the crew scouting and then flying out to the exotic locations in South America and Southern Florida that were needed, not because of unneeded and distracting special effects. The style, however, isn't overshadowing the story any more.

The purpose of this film isn't to reincarnate an series that has lost most of its luster and age as time has gone by. Mann's goal is to delve deep into the world of drug trafficking in Southern America, and he succeeds beyond all expectations. His story is told at a searing pace, and he doesn’t care if you keep up or not. It starts out midway through a drug bust gone bad in a nightclub on the Miami strip. Crockett and Tubbs, as well as the rest of their strike team have received bad information and are unknowingly part of an inter-agency sting operation involving the Miami Police Department, the DEA, and the CIA. This botched deal, however, has led them in to an oppurtunity provided by the head of the CIA team (Ciaran Hinds, last seen in MUNICH) and their captain, played by Barry Shabaka Henley (who has collaberated with Mann in COLLATERAL and ALI).

Crockett and Tubbs are to infiltrate mid-level Columbian cocaine dealer Jose Yuro's operation from the inside in order to shut it down completely. This is where the plot, the script, and the character development thickens. Simply from the way they are written, Crockett and Tubbs are men of action, not words. Farrell and Foxx give impressive performances considering the amount of emotional, not physical, expression needed. In one of the most intense scenes of the movie, Foxx proves why he is one of the best and most exciting actors working today, going from ragingly furious to tender to helplessly shaken.

Crockett and Tubbs' love interests are played by Gong Li and Naiomi Harris. There is a beauty and real emotional connection between the two couples, who know that the line of work that the men are in is dangerous and that any time they spend with the other could possibly be the last.

Foxx and Farrell may be the leads in MIAMI VICE, but Michael Mann is the star. He has taken what was already a culturally significant and influential television show and made it all killer with no filler. What made the show so gritty and intense, the true-to-life violence and intensity that comes with the line of duty, has been carried from one medium to another. There is no guff though, and this isn't another self-referrential adaptation (a la STARSKY & HUTCH), but a re-invention. It's also one of the best crime films in the last twenty years.

A












"We prepared for everything, but not this. Not something this size. There's no plan."


How does one re-create an event of the magnitude of 9/11 in any respectable art form and expect to conjure empathy and emotion from its audience? As terrible a day as it was, it will likely be the day that this generation is built around. Nearly every emotion known to man has been experienced on or because of the events that happened on that black day.

Director Oliver Stone does, in his WORLD TRADE CENTER. Stone is a notoriously exploiter among the Hollywood crowd, and an odd choice as the pick for a movie of such importance and societal impact. It's a wonder that he doesn't bring the political agendas and conspiracies that have molded a stellar career into such a massive arena, where he has the chance to voice whatever opinions he may have about 9/11-related issues to audiences around the world though. The most controversial aspect of WORLD TRADE CENTER may be its simplicity. It is a film without an agenda or despicable means for being.

At its heart, WORLD TRADE CENTER is about the experiences of a few groups of people in and around New York on September 11th, 2001. Over 139 minutes Stone chronicles the tale of two Port Authority Policemen, John McLoughlin (Nicolas Cage) and Will Jimeno (Michael Peña), their wives Donna (Maria Bello) and Allison (Maggie Gyllenhaal), and the two marines (Michael Shannon and William Mapother) who climb through the rubble of the fallen towers during the night to rescue the men, pinned under twenty feet of debris.

When the movie hits, it hits as hard as any other film this year. The scenes where Jimeno and McLoughlin are pinned under the wreckage of the fallen towers, unable to see anything other than the concrete and wiring that is threatening their lives, the film shines. The atmosphere is claustrophobic, and the performances by Peña and Cage are restrained (they physically have to be), but emotional. These scenes wander off only once, where in Jimeno sees a vision of Jesus that restores his faith and reason to live. Whether or not this is true, nobody will ever know other than the real Jimeno. It just didn't work for me, something so off-the-charts weird in such a straightforward film. For the most part though, these scenes are the best of the film, and offer some of the best moments of the year. It is simply two men trying to keep each other alive against almost unfathomable oppression and opposition.

Stone makes one large fault in the film. He widens the scope of his story too far. In a sense, he is handicapped to do so. Without the stories of the policemen's wives in the outside world, the audience would have a much harder time feeling for the men without a sense of emotional connection. The scenes though disrupt the film's intensity, and portions of dialogue come off as sappy, trite, and forced. Give Bello and Gyllenhaal all the more credit, I say. The film's script is not a good one, choppily weaving back and forth between the men trapped in their own world under the debris and the hellish world outside, but the two actresses give truthful, emotional performances. I can't imagine what it would feel like if someone I loved and cared for was in a situation where the odds are they would be dead, but Bello and Gyllenhaal can, and they express it on-screen. Bello does especially well, conveying a sense of urgent anger at herself for not loving her husband more, overshadowed by nearly uncontrollable fear at the thought that she doesn't remember what the last thing she said to him (which could have been their last exchange of words), while trying to maintain her composure around her sons. It was almost criminal that Bello wasn't nominated for an Oscar for her performance in A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE last year. Hopefully she will receive her due this time around.

Overall, WORLD TRADE CENTER hits a lot more than it misses. The bad notes; a very bad closing note and some faulty dialogue are overshadowed by Oscar nomination-worthy performances by Peña and Bello, Stone's direction (which thankfully doesn't veer into conspiracy land) and the emotional power that will probably be present in any movie about 9/11 that will ever be made. Earlier this year I predicted this would win Best Picture, simply from the impact and connection audiences would feel with the events that have defined this decade so far. Since seeing UNITED 93 and the box office failure and surprisingly quick forgetfulness audiences have felt toward it,I feel that statement won't hold true. WORLD TRADE CENTER however, is still a terrific movie.

A-

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

FLAGS Update

Okay, I posted the link to the poster for Clint Eastwood's upcoming FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS a few weeks ago, and I have more news. It seems that I may have been misinformed about the project. Eastwood is making two movies about the Battle for Iowa Jima, called LETTERS FROM IOWA JIMA and FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS. The first will open October 28th, while the second is slated for a December release.

The reason for this update is the trailer, which can be viewed at this address (http://wwws.warnerbros.co.jp/iwojima-movies/trailer/large.html). It's pretty damn amazing in my opinion. It's the Japanese version, so we can't understand what the other side is saying, but for the American side it's pretty clear. These soldiers are running into an eight-square mile plot of land teeming with over 12,000 Japanese troops, all of whom have sworn to fight to the death.

This is a pretty large undertaking for Eastwood. If he succeeds, it could be the defining film(s) of his career, which would be a testament to how great they truly are (remember he's directed UNFORGIVEN, MYSTIC RIVER, and MILLION DOLLAR BABY and starred in the DIRTY HARRY movies and of course THE MAN WITH NO NAME trilogy). If not, well, it looks like it won't fail.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

About HALO

Who doesn't love HALO, right? It's shooting stuff. A lot of stuff. Over and over again. With big guns. You're Master Chief, who we all know is the fucking boss. That's pretty much the extent of the games too. You're a super-soldier defending humanity against an alien race bent on annihalating us. You can use whatever force necessary, and you always win. It's awesome.

What was just as awesome to me was the announcing a couple months back (more than a couple, it was some time in '05 I think) that Peter Jackson (the god behind THE LORD OF THE RINGS and KING KONG) would be producing. Well, after a lot of directing difficulty (BLADE II and HELLBOY's Guillermo del Toro was behind the project for a while), one has definitely been chosen. Neil Blomkamp. Let me check the spelling on that, since I've never fucking heard of him.

Yep, Neil Blomkamp. Who?

Why of course guys! He was the 3D animator on the TV shows SMALLVILLE, DARK ANGEL, and STARGATE SG-1!

C'mon, executive producers. Get real.

We want a big gun to make this. Ridley Scott was in the running. Michael Bay would fit perfectly. Jackson would be ideal, but has said repeatedly he wants to take a break from epic-scale productions, which I don't blame him for. But a TV show visual effects coordinator? The only actual film he's ever worked on is the trash 3000 MILES TO GRACELAND. If you're going to adapt the biggest name in video game history into a movie, put some effort, and talent, into it. If there's anything to have hope for at this stage, it's that the visuals should (emphasis on should, not in any way definitely will be) good. Here's a progression of the VG graphics.

The Original
The Sequel
The Future

Do It or Screw It, August 11-13

Welcome back to the show ladies and gentlemen. I know I'm coming to you almost at the end of the weekend (It's Saturday Night right now), but better late than never.

WORLD TRADE CENTER opened up on Wednesday, and I got to experience it opening day in New York, which was interesting. This is the second movie focusing on the 9/11 tragedy, as most know but now. Conspiracy nut-Oliver Stone is at the helm, but his ego isn't, to the quiet surprise of most (myself included). He treats this story with respect, and the movie benefits because of this. The story focuses on two Port Authority cops in New York City on that day of judgment, John McLoughlin (Nicolas Cage) and Will Jimeno (Michael Peña). They led the expedition to rescue as many lives as possible the morning that the planes struck, but were crushed twenty feet below the surface by debris as the building came crashing down. The film intertwines their story with the stories of their wives, Donna McLoughlin (Maria Bello) and Allison Jimeno (Maggie Gyllenhaal), who frantically hope that their husbands are still alive. Some say it's too early for a movie like this (see UNITED 93's box office failure). I say not.

Final Judgment: DO IT.

Another weekend, another horror flick. PULSE is another PG-13 rated, watered-down American version of what is probably a better made, scarier Japanese flick. It's got Kristen Bell from VERONICA MARS, Ian Somerhalder from LOST, and Christina Millian (the singer) starring in a story where the dead can come to life through electronic devices. Isn't that what happened in WHITE NOISE? They might as well call this WHITE NOISE 2. Oh yeah, that comes out next year. Whatever.

Final Judgment: SCREW IT.

Hot dancer girl meets hot wannabe-badass guy at Baltimore Dance School, becomes partners, dance real sexy, and fall in love. You know the drill. If you're seeing this movie it's probably because it's your type (ie teenage female) so you'll probably like it. It'll be one of those movies you put on your myspace favorite movie list things. Chah, my site's like soooo much better.

Final Judgment: DO IT.

Poor Tim Allen. You used to be so funny! C'mon man. You had HOME IMPROVEMENT. You had THE SANTA CLAUSE. You were the voice of Buzz Lightyear for Chrissake! He can't break out of the mold of stupid kids movies now though. Maybe he doesn't want to, as his filmography indicates he's never really tried. In the past few years we've gotten such cinematic masterpieces as THE SHAGGY DOG, CHRISTMAS WITH THE CRANKS, and THE SANTA CLAUSE 2 (SANTA CLAUSE 3: THE ESCAPE CLAUSE comes out this winter too) from Allen. In ZOOM he stars as a teacher who shows superhero kids how to use their powers for good. It's based off a kids TV show, I think. Courtney Cox Arquette is in it too. She doesn't even make the poster though, which I find kind of hilarious. Another big fat whatever.

Final Judgment: SCREW IT.

Basically, go see MIAMI VICE, because nobody else is. It's the best movie of the summer.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

In Case You Were Wondering...

I'm in New York with the family. I'll be gone until Saturday morning, which means I may or may not be able to update until then. Whenever the time comes to revel you all in my daily happenings, I'll spill the beans on how I thought about:

PIRATES- Which I saw for a second time. It still sucks, and Johnny Depp still gets eaten by The Giant Vagina With Teeth. Sorry if that spoils things (but you'd be the only person in the world who hasn't seen it by now).

WORLD TRADE CENTER- Saw it at a sold-out showing in New York on opening night, which was interesting. The movie was damn good too.

SCOOP- Woody Allen's latest, which was funny as hell, but you (and pretty much everyone else) won't see.

Until then, Tim.

Friday, August 04, 2006

The Color of My Last Car Was a Little on the Dark Side

Friggin' hilarious send-up of Star Wars. Once I figure out how to post the actual video instead of the link, I'll let you know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo84YKYUSoo

This Week at the Movies

August is, in many ways, the worst month of the year. Summer is ending, school is beginning. It sucks. Usually the movie selection in August does too, but that's not so this year, by the look of things.

August 4th boasts four new wide releases, TALLADEGA NIGHTS, THE DESCENT, THE NIGHT LISTENER, and THE BARNYARD. I'll be telling you whether you need to Do It or Screw It. First up,

For all the success he has had, Will Ferrell has had, um, what's the word I'm looking for...not success? For every OLD SCHOOL (good) he's made, there's been a KICKING AND SCREAMING (not good), every ELF a BEWITCHED. He's never made a funnier movie than ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY though. Honestly, I've never laughed harder or longer than I did at ANCHORMAN. TALLADEGA NIGHTS: THE BALLAD OF RICKY BOBBY features Ferrell doing stupid again, and by the looks of things, it's going to be the funniest movie of a pretty lackluster summer. TALLADEGA also features ANCHORMAN director and co-creator Adam McKay at the helm, and another terrific supporting cast featuring John C. Reilly (very underrated), Sacah Baron Cohen (who's had amazing success with his HBO show ALI G IN DA HOUSE), and Michael Clark Duncan, who my friends claim is 'The Best Black Person to Ever Live'. Opens everywhere today.

Final Judgment: DO IT.

I wrote earlier today that I'm not a fan of horror movies. I think I should explain. I love a good horror movie as much as anyone else, but today's cinema shovels out more crappy horror movies than I can count. I hate the crappy, pussied-out ones that go for a PG-13 rating, a natural handicap to any horror movie. This weekend though, THE DESCENT opens. It's being called the scariest movie since ALIEN, which is quite a compliment, considering the HALLOWEEN, SCREAM, NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, and FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH series were made after ALIEN. While I'm not sure if it can hold up to these kind of expectations, another critic said it was the best kind of horror movie, one that gets under your skin, makes you scream in pure fright and sweat in fear for its entire running time. The movie is about a group of teenage girls who go on a spilunking adventure in a series of caves, and find something truly scary while on their trip. Think THE CAVE, but, um, scary. Piss-your-pants levels of scary from the looks of things. Opens everywhere today.

Final Judgment: DO IT.

Robin Williams has had an up-and-down career. When he's up, he can't get much higher, winning an Oscar for his Supporting Role in GOOD WILL HUNTING, being nominated for another in GOOD MORNING VIETNAM, starring as the titular role in MRS. DOUBTFIRE, which really put him in the elite class among American Comedians, and giving maybe the best voice performance in the history of animation as The Genie in ALADDIN. When his career gets to the low points, they really aren't that low, just mediocre. He hasn't had a real hit since 2002's INSOMNIA, which was a hit because of Al Pacino's performance and Christopher Nolan's direction moreso than it was Williams' part. THE NIGHT LISTENER stars Williams as a radio talk-show host who forms a bond with a young caller named Pete, and then must dig into a deep mystery to find out whether or not Pete actually exsists. Toni Collete (the kid's mom in THE SIXTH SENSE) co-stars, as some crazy chick. Sigh.

Final Judgment: SCREW IT.

THE BARNYARD is the eighth, yes, the eighth of the twelve, yes twelve CGI animated movies to come out this year. One (CARS) has been great. Two more (OVER THE HEDGE and MONSTER HOUSE) have been good. The other four have been trash really. THE BARNYARD looks like it could take the crown as the worst so far this year (rivaling DOOGAL). It has a voice cast featuring the best of the B-List (Courtney Cox Arquette, Kevin James, Sam Elliot, Wanda Sykes, and Danny Glover). I predict that it will get lost in the shuffle of CARS, which is still making a couple million bucks each weekend, MONSTER HOUSE, which opened two weeks ago, and THE ANT BULLY, which opened last week. That's correct. There have been three CGI movies in the past three weeks. For reference's sake, I'll remind everyone that in the time period between TOY STORY and A BUG'S LIFE, there were Zero CGI flicks. None. For a full three years. The plot is another mind-blower; a group of animals who can talk. How many movies have there been talking animals in the past two years? How many have been funny?

Final Judgment: SCREW IT.

America is Awesome


It was only two summers ago that the USA Men's Basketball team sucked something fierce at the Athens Olympics. By sucked, I mean only took home the Bronze Medal, making it the third best team in the world, out of the 201 that competed.

Screw that man.

The way I, and most other Americans look at it, we were the 199th worst team. We had a ton of great players, with a roster consisting of Tim Duncan, Allen Iverson, Richard Jefferson, and Stephon Marbury. We were coached by Hall of Fame shoo-in Larry Brown. But we had no chemistry and no perimeter shooters. All we were was a team of separate egoes that refused to gel, and it showed. We couldn't shoot either, instead opting to drive to the hoop over, and over, and over, and over again.

Things have changed now. All of the above mentioned players, as well as Coach Larry Brown, are gone. Coach K from Duke is at the helm. Dwayne Wade, Lebron James, Carmello Anthony, Antawn Jamison, and Gilbert Arenas highlight ours stars. Granted, the final team hasn't been chosen yet. What I can say though is that the preliminary roster is deeper, smarter, younger, and more energetic than the 2004 roster was. Kobe Bryant aside, there isn't a huge ego on the team.

Last night the USA team played an exhibition in Vegas against Puerto Rico's team, which beat down on us 92-73 in the USA's opening game in the last Olympics. Whatever doubt there was leading up to the game about the USA, be it age or experience, I think we swatted it away. We outscored the Puerto Ricans in each quarter, passed the ball well, played each man the appropriate time they deserved (Lebron averaged only 18 minutes in '04, Dwayne Wade only 11), and forced twenty-five turnovers. The only time we let the lead slip away was in the second quarter, and even then, we showed resiliency. We came back and went on a 31-2 tirade, and turned a 33-29 deficit into a 60-35 blowout midway through the third quarter. We ended up winning by 45 points, with a final of 114-69, Carmello leading the team with 18.

We've got two more years until the Olympics. A lot could happen, and it probably will. I'm happy so far though, and confident. Here's to the Dream Team of '08 (instead of the Nightmare of Despair of '04).

Trailer for THE MARINE

Never been a fan of wrestling. Doesn't appeal to me for any stretch longer than thirty seconds, because of my irrational fear for my brain shutting down. A trailer's just been put up exclusively on Yahoo! Movies for a movie called THE MARINE. The premise is simple. John Triton (WWF wrestler John Cena) is galavanting with his girlfriend Kate (Kelly Carlson, Christian Troy's slutty wife from FX's NIP/TUCK) when she is abducted by some badass guys, headed by Robert Patrick (TERMINATOR 2). Much ass kicking and justifiable homicide by John ensues, and at the end of the day, he probably gets his girl back. There's really no reason to see this, but hey, I will. Generic action movies are fun. Opens October 13th.

Trailer:

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/themarine.html;_ylt=Al3CWqrTUdtt99nfgLSjJOxfVXcA

Clint Eastwood's FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS

Clint ain't no cowboy anymore. It's been fourteen years since he's made a true Western, and that was UNFORGIVEN, which won him Best Picture and Best Director, so it's understandable that he hasn't tried to top himself. His next movie, which opens October 21st, is FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS. It tells the story of the raising of the American flag at Iowa Jima toward the end of WWII. FLAGS is being directed by Eastwood, produced by Steven Spielberg, and written by Paul Haggis, who has written the past two Best Picture winners, CRASH and MILLION DOLLAR BABY (He inexplicably won the Oscar for Best Original Screenplay for CRASH, by the way).

Anyway, the new one-sheet is out for FLAGS, and it's pretty decent. Nothing mind-blowing, but a simple little poster, in the vein of Oliver Stone's WORLD TRADE CENTER. Interestingly enough, the trailer for FLAGS will be released with WORLD TRADE CENTER, which opens Wednesday, August 9th.

THE GRUDGE 2 Trailer

I'm not a fan of horror movies. Pretty much every other teenager in America is though, and they are what made THE GRUDGE a hit. THE GRUDGE 2 stars Amber Tamblyn (JOAN OF ARCADIA, THE SISTERHOOD DEVOTED TO GETTING IN MY PANTS) as Sarah Michelle Gellar's little sister, who travels back to the house where Sarah got grudged up in two years ago to see what the hell happened. Very typical. Stupid teenage horror movie character goes into house/room that will cause her certain death, even though everyone around her told her not to.

I'll pass on this one. Here's the trailer link:

http://movies.aol.com/movie/the-grudge-2-2006/22359/trailer

Thursday, August 03, 2006

James Cameron's AVATAR

It shouldn't really be news that James Cameron is making a bid-budget effect movie, but it is. Why? Because it's been nine years since he's made a mainstream Hollywood film (a little indy flick called TITANIC, or something), and because of the news rumors floating around. Granted, they could just be rumors, but its being said that Jimmy's next flick, titled AVATAR, will be shot 100% Digitally (Think POLAR EXPRESS), and have a budget of $315 million. That's dollars people, not euros, not pesos. Just to clarify, that would be $90 million more than the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN sequels (they're reportedly $450 million together), and more than 50% bigger than KING KONG, SUPERMAN RETURNS, and TITANIC (the indy, remember?).

To me, that's fucking crazy.

First of all, why does a movie need to cost that much? Haven't films budgeted in the $200 million range, TITANIC AND PIRATES aside, generally disappointed? I don't know how much of a factor Cameron's name will be when this one comes out. The guy hasn't made a movie in ten years. TITANIC made its money for the most part because the constitution was temporarily amended so that every teenage girl was to see the movie for Leo DiCaprio, and it worked. I understand the whole 'well it won 11 Oscars' argument too. A film that size (the biggest ever, before or since), will get those kind of props if its anywhere in the neighborhood of being halfway decent. The same went for GONE WITH THE WIND in 1939 and THE LORD OF THE RINGS just a few moons ago (THE RETURN OF THE KING, TITANIC, and GONE WITH THE WIND share the record for number of Oscars won for a single film, which is 11, once again). But honestly, everything went right for that movie. Leo. The effects. The release date. That damn song by Celine Deon. Everything. Cameron was coming off of TRUE LIES, one of the biggest hits of 1994, and TERMINATOR 2, which was the movie of 1991. Basically what I'm saying is, if Cameron's getting a ridiculously excessive budget because some schmuck producer thinks he can duplicate that-little-boat-movie's success, they need to have a wake-up punch to the face. Or watch WATERWORLD.

Second, this movie has to be ridiculous amounts of awesome to be completely fake, but not animated, and not come off as cheesy. The more I think of it and catch it on the movie channels, the more THE POLAR EXPRESS creeps me out. If you want a movie to look that real, then why not actually make it, hold on, this is a concept....

REAL!!!???

Money aside, I'm sure it'll be good. Cameron knows how to make movies, especially action movies and/or ones with big budgets and/or an epic feel. This has a little bit, or I guess a lot of, each.

That's all I guess. Here's the source link if anyone could possibly want to read more on this:

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=23742

CINEMA PARADISO



“Life isn't like in the movies, Toto. Life isn’t beautiful.”

Cinema Paradiso is a film of acquired taste. Few people these days, Americans especially, will watch films in languages unfamiliar to them. Cinema Paradiso is such a film. All I can say for these people is that they are missing out on a gem of a film. Though it is in Italian (dubbed in English), it connects with any true lover of film, familiar with any language, because of its sincerity.

Director Giuseppe Tornatore claims his film is the loose version of his childhood, and the relationship he shared with the local cinema projectionist. This is Tornatore’s love story, his homage to the people and ideas that molded his life at a young age, and allowed him to do the one thing he loved more than anything else as a living: create films.

Cinema Paradiso starts out with a phone call. An elderly mother named Maria calls the home of her son Salvatore, whom the film is based around through multiple time periods (as a child, a teenager, and a grown man), who left his Sicilian home thirty years before. She can not reach him, instead being able to communicate with him through his girlfriend. The girlfriend mutters that she called for him, and that a man named Alfredo has died. Alfredo, we find out, is the projectionist.

About two hours out of the 135-minute running time of the film is a flashback. It is Salvatore’s story told over the course of fifteen years, from him starting school and his first days in the projecting room, to him leaving Sicily for good.

Tornatore sprinkles his film with the elements that makes movies great. It is shot very similarly to how a movie would be shot when the film takes place, in the 1940s and 1950s. It is sentimental, but never sappy; funny, but never corny, and poignant, but never melodramatic. There is an innocence in seeing a young Salvatore look at the pieces of film that Alfredo has cut, the shots that the town priest has forbidden due to kissing. There is an unfakeable glee in Salvatore Cascio’s (the actor who plays Salvatore as a child) as he sees what no one else in the village, grown men even, has ever seen.

As the film progresses, Salvatore matures. He has taken over the projector’s seat that was once occupied by Alfredo, and while his love for film hasn’t dulled, the world seemingly has. Tornatore paints a beautiful, if slightly tragic, image of a world that seems to be at its greatest and most exuberant point when Salvatore can experience the movies. While the cinematography gets progressively darker in the outside world, the movies stay a constant. They always welcome him and offer him the ability to be transported to other worlds.

At the end of Cinema Paradiso, one feels bittersweet. It ends the way all good stories should, with the audience content with the beautiful, touching story they have just been consumed in, but sad to leave the characters they have grown to know. More than thirty years have gone by in a flash of two hours. A grown Salvatore has come to term with the death of the most influential man of his life. Above all other reasons, this film was made because of Giuseppe Tornatore’s wanting to tell his story. It ends on the most beautiful note of the film’s entire length, a montage of the kissing scenes he was forbidden as a child to see, but because of the projectionist did nonetheless. I don’t think there could have been a better way for Tornatore to finish his confession of love to cinema than this sequence.

A+

About the Blog...

I've decided to turn this into a kind of journal thing for me, instead of just posting my movie reviews (because I haven't been seeing that much lately). I'll post whatever really, mostly movies, some baseball (basketball when the season starts), and a dash of real life.

And without further ado...THE GREATEST FIGHT SCENE IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxkr4wS7XqY