I'll just put this bluntly...

...Since there's no other way to put it. A movie is coming out next year called TEETH, a movie about a beautiful girl who has teeth in her vagina. Read on guys, this is some weird shit (and I'm not making this up, I promise).

Will this film be 2007's Hard Candy???
Teeth has been selected for dramatic competition for the 07 Sundance film festival and has been pegged as a feminist horror/drama.

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Plot Description - High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth. With Jess Weixler (The Big Bad Swim) as Dawn, John Hensley ("Nip/Tuck") as Brad.

But can it be as awesome as the Japanese masterpiece...