Casey, Alyssa, and Kaitlynn, Eternal Love?

They were best friends. Casey, Alyssa, and Kaitlynn were closer than any three girls throughout all of high school. They had classes together, they laughed, partied, cheered, ate junk food, went shopping, and had fun together. Nobody was closer than they were. They had the perfect friendship.

But all good things must come to an end... (DHUN DHUN DHUNNNNN)

Although it took a while for them to figure it out, the girls came to an undeniable conclusion. While guy after guy had come and gone through their lives, they had always remained together through the thick and thin, living it up during the good times and supporting each other during the bad. Was this just friendship, or something more?

They didn't know what to do. They were young, beautiful girls who had always thought that guys were the way to go, and the thing to do. But what were they thinking? Guys were dumbasses, and they were young, beautiful girls after all. They began 'hanging out' more and more, with no one else suspecting a thing. To the outside world, they were just another trio of high school girls who hung out with each other all the time.

While all was cool on the outside though, not all was perfect between the girls now. Mormons are fucked up for a reason, and that reason is multiple sexual partners. Alyssa, who we will just say wore the pants in the relationship, became jealous and controlling, possibly because of past relationships. Casey and Kaitlynn, very much in love in a very, very sexual way, began worrying for each other. How many beatings and semi-rapes would they have to endure because of Alyssa's formerly unknown fetish for violence?

One night, a dark and stormy night dominated by lightning and the screaming of orphan babies crying in the streets, Casey and Kaitlynn plotted. The Bitch had to go, they decided. Playing the innocent way in, the two seduced Alyssa into their bedroom, promising her some serious nooky. Alyssa, all sixteen brain cells pumping, jumped right into bed, as naked as the day she was born. Poor, poor girl. CK (I'm tired of writing Casey and Kaitlynn over and over) exacted their revenge on The Bitch, slapping her, pulling on the corn tooth, and uploading very revealing photos on their MySpace accounts. Alyssa left the two lovebirds to themselves for the rest of their lives, and she was never seen or heard of again. CK lived happily ever after.

In a very, very lesbian way.