The weirdest thing you'll read today.
So apparently, Chuck Norris has been getting his Jesus on between Total Gym shoots. He's now a contributing writer for WorldNetDaily.com, which is pretty damn weird in itself. What's even weirder is him talking about the Chuck Norris jokes that have been sweeping the web for about a year now, and then saying:
While I have as much fun as anyone else reading and quoting them, let's face it, most "Chuck Norris Facts" describe someone with supernatural, superhuman powers. They're describing a superman character. And in the history of this planet, there has only been one real Superman. It's not me...
There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
Yes, Chuck Norris fucking wrote that.
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